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July 27, 2006

Happy 750th, USA!

Thank you, The Onion, for describing Wikipedia's celebration of the US of A's 750th anniversary, a momentous occasion completely overlooked by that evil cartel, the MainStream Media (MSM).

July 25, 2006

Stepford Aides

In nearly 20 years on Capitol Hill I've come to the conclusion that congressional aides are in fact not typical humans but genetically perfect creations brewed up in a lab below the US Capitol crypt. Here are 50 more pieces of evidence for my hypothesis.

April 27, 2006

Geeks Need Women!

As I mentioned below, there are a few Certifiably Inane humor columns floating around in cyberspace. Certifiably Inane was an effort of mine in the mid 1990s that ran in two newspapers and was available free by e-mail or on a web site. This particular column is, for some strange reason, on the site of an Australian minister. At least he kept my copyright notice.

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